Costive

costive \ˈkäs-tiv\ adjective: 1 a. affected with constipation, b. causing constipation, 2. slow in action or expression, 3. not generous; stingy

Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French costivé, past participle of costiver to constipate, from Latin constipare

Today is the 19th anniversary of the Post-Summer Solstice Fest.